Changing username

DP has changed as lot since I've signed up, signed up and signed up and banned. Any one knows whether there is a free lunch for changing the username? Other than the post count, itrades and reps has been removed rendering this account as futile for the cost I would owe to do that.

So, is still shawn or someone do them as one time request (I promise) at no cost. I can volunteer sometimes to catch the bad guys as return gesture :/

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